(via imagination)
(via giggle)
i expect ill be able to solve a lot of my problems once my baby brain falls out & my adult brain grows in
(via fuckyahumor)
guy i was about to fuck: wow choking really turns you on
me: i just really wanna die
see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?
(via meanplastic)
(via real)